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milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe


burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful


zootedboy:

*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*


iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot


tractionism:

Over the last week or so in Australia a boy with dark skin was threatened with beheading, a woman had her head smashed against a wall and was thrown off a train, mosques and cars have been vandalised, people are being abused in the street and social media is littered with hate speech and vile comments. Kind of interesting considering most of these people justify their attacks by linking Islam to terrorism and proclaiming it’s a hateful religion from violent countries. 


infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR


gerardgayofficial:


oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper

gerardgayofficial:

oh yeah have i ever shown u my sister’s jumper

(Source: gerardgayofficial)


ggaga:

     ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)       

                   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)               ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)        all around me are familiar faces

                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


778:

Mister Mu (by C McCann)

778:

Mister Mu (by C McCann)


totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious


shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 


(Source: heartsandmagic)


f4bulazy:

Props to my 6 year old self for calling out bullshit at an early age.

f4bulazy:

Props to my 6 year old self for calling out bullshit at an early age.


religiousmom:

when somebody shares TWO of your weird interests

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1 (800) DID-I-ASK

(Source: griseldablondco)