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Who’s at Murdoch uni today? 


bisexualfetus:

my résumé

bisexualfetus:

my résumé


slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment


stability:

I love going to museums

stability:

I love going to museums


hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago


grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

(Source: secretpapi)


(Source: fossilloid)


scapetheserpentstongue:

my main character has curves in all the right places. her domain includes all real numbers, her range is [1, -1], and her period is 2π radians. my MC is actually the equation f(x)=sin(x). my character is a sine wave


lyxdelsic:

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

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armageddonnn:

how i can be every single character on this show will never cease to amaze me.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)


yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther


meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

(Source: meladoodle)


(Source: yaplakal.com)


dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"


(Source: lolgifs.net)